That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
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look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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