oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
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Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
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We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
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