either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
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Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
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I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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