i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
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She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
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She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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