Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Randomize
