Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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