the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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