they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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