I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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