i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
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Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
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I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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