I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
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