sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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