How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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