First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
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omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
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HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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