they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
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This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
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I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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