I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
you didnt know i had herpes?
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
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Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
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I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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