My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
