She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
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We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
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Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
The adults are the big ones right?
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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