Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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