when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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