The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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