i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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