haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I'm at about main and main street
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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