Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
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If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
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It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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