This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Randomize
