Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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