Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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