Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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