She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
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you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
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im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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