Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
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Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
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I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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