absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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