we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
