Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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