fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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