This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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