I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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