This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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