I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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