You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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