I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
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if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
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I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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