idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
soo... how was my night?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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