Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
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