Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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