David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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