sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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