i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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