My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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