oh god the rape fog is back!
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
whose ass print is on the piano?
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
