I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
