i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
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They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
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My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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