he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
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i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
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You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I just had sex on a roof
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
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