Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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