She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
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So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
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I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
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