Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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