Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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