the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Randomize
