After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
why is half of my head shaved?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
