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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
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Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
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My day in three words: secret purse cake
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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