I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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