it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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